Nobody believes in you, not even my friends. [little Hitler is lifted up to put a star atop the Christmas tree] Just do it yourself! [She does hold the mistletoe; Gene goes down on her]. Howdy-ho, folks. Jesus points back, and Santa holds up a thumb], Have yourself a merry little Christmas Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics soundtrack from 1997, composed by Various Artists, Isaac Hayes, Trey Parker, Marc Shaiman. One seems to hear words of good cheerFrom everywhere filling the air. As I turn and look into the sun, the rays burn my eyes. Well, I've got a loong night ahead of me. And now, South Park Elementary presents the happy, non-offensive, non-denominational Christmas Play, with music and lyrics by New York minimalist composer, Philip Glass! Directed by Trey Parker. he loves me and I love y-. Well, I guess that's about the end of my Christmas album. He comes out of the toilet every year and gives presents to everybody who has a lot of fiber in their diet. Stan and Kyle decorate the chandelier] [get some applause] Full Ep. [Present-day Cartman finishes decorating the tree, helps himself to a pie] [wraps a few people in Christmas lights] Oh, how precious! "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" • Careful now, Kenny, those are very, very dangerous. Flush him down, but he's ne-ver gone! One of the vignettes is a lounge act by Jesus and Santa Claus, singing Mr. Hankey hosts a collection of ten vignettes featuring the cast of "South Park" performing Christmas songs. Who wouldn't go? Golly, that sure was fun. [Stan and Kyle look at each other and shrug] [In the Middle East] This sucks, dude. But I brought some corn for poopity-poppin'. "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo" • This South Park screencap contains anime, comic book, manga, and cartoon. You see, Kyle, sometimes we feel like an outsider, we-we create friends, Okay-in our minds, Okay? Hey there, Mr. Muslim, Merry Fuckin' Christmas! [gives beef to one man, pours eggnog on another] Like all Christmas albums based on TV shows, it's a little over 30 minutes. Available format and bitrate: MP3/320kbps. Gosh! It just doesn't seem right without him. We'll see you later, Kyle. …nur zur Sommerzeit, nein, auch im Winter, wenn es schneit. However, like all good ones, it delivers. She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. [Stan starts to slurp on his fingers, then the boys chuckle] Shut up, turds! Santa takes off] His smell and his spirit ling-ers on! Kyle sways to the song] Bring me lots of presents! ...Nnnaw I think it's against the law, dude. "O Tannenbaum" • Here's a game I like to play: Everybody's fighting and my best friend is in an institution, all because we didn't believe in Mr. Hankey! Baby, I'm gonna deck your halls It has all the songs from the aptly named "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics" episode (except the Jesus-Santa duet), plus songs from previous seasons. They don't hang up their stockings, and that is just absurd. On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day I'll try to make it spin. Ch. Kyle's mom is a bitch, [Mr. Hankey hops on and waves good-bye. Get him out of here before he hurts anybody! Wait! You smell an awful lot like flowers. Shut up, TUUUURDS! This is the one time of year we're s'posed to forget all the bad stuff, to stop worrying and being sad about the state of the world, and for just one day say, "Aw, the heck with it! We can show everyone the true spirit of Christmas. "Taoists, Krishnas, Buddhists, and all you atheists, too! Church and State are. south park. When I get presents (O-o) And, my dear, we're still good-bop-be-byein'. Jews... that's why they're lame. Merry Fuckin' Christmas to you." 21:58. Don't you see? Well I sneaked around my mom's closet too, and saw what, (That is the sickest thing I have ever fucking seen!). [pulls down a chart showing India's demerits.] We gotta make room for Andy Dick. I don't want to be an outcast! [Dahmer walks out of a meat store and into the house next door] 'Fear not, for behold, I bring you tidings of great joy, The surest shot at a holiday burnout antidote should be ”South Park” spin-off ”>Mr. if there ever was a bitch, So what makes you think he should play Joseph of Arimathea? [they dance and hold hands, then Jesus twirls him. Kyle, is there anything you can do for the Christmas play that isn't related to Jesus? I highly recommend this to all South Park fans. Woohoo! [a volcano behind the store erupts] I'd be merry They've never read a Christmas story, they don't know what Rudolph is about. It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas From now on, our troubles will be out of sight. We're playing dreidel; you wanna try? Trey Parker & Marc Shaiman (Holiday) - Pandora. Mr. Hankey Construction Set • Dude, this is pretty fucked up right here. Now, please put your hands together and welcome... Saint Nicholas and Jesus Christ. To rule in Hell forevermore. Hey Cartman. "Happy, Happy, Happy" • There's lots of demon toys to buy. South Park Mental House • An extravaganza of holiday songs are performed in unique South Park style, hosted by Mr. Hankey. You're gonna catch a cold. Come on, dance! sing a song, stroll the choir Well, I guess if there's just... one thing I have left to say, it would be this: Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. [sway together] Clips of Wendy, Sheila, the Mayor, Ms. Crabtree, and Liane follow.] [A boy dances on his ass on the toilet] Oh, Okay, people, we've got to turn this place around! Weeeeeeeeeellll 21:59. wie treu sind deine Blätter. Oh wait wait wait. The school play is doing a Nativity scene! Hey! No! Gosh you sure do smell all nice and flowery. I love you In case you haven't noticed, it's Jesus' birthday [removes the veils of two women] Over poor Gene Siskel's head; just watch his weenie grow. Full Ep. O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum, Therefore, vicariously he loves you Away in the manger, no crib for My bed Oh god, you're not gonna lay that Hanukkah crap on me, are you? Now this is very simple. Now, you go brush your teeth and march into bed! It isn't being sensitive to the Jewish community! Gosh, you're looking swell. It aired on November 30, 1999 [slowing] Sleep in heavenly peace. String up the lights and light up the tree. Season 3 E 15 • 12/01/1999. [picks it up] This is called a dreidel. Faithful friends who are dear to us Cuz he's just clinging to your sphincter O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum, [the club claps enthusiastically. Oh-kay! Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay. It has all the songs from the aptly named "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics" episode (except the Jesus-Santa duet), plus songs from previous seasons. [back at the manger, Little Drummer Cartman turns to look at Baby Jesus.] Two demons man the front car] South Park. Take down anything that is offensive to any specific group! [throws some straw on the musicians] [Mr. Hat claps] [more applause]. Mr. Hankey • Then on Sunday, just to be different, [shows some Arabic writing] Image of 3x15 Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics for fans of South Park 21289311 [Little Drummer Cartman stands before the manger scene, Present-day Cartman is seen tearing into his gifts back at home.] The snow is falling, and all is well. Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics is a English album released on Nov 2004. Sheila, let me handle this. [walking by] Merry Christmas, movie house! On Christmas Day, in the morning. Mayor, the Nativity is what Christmas is all about. ...so Kenny, would you please go over and pull the lights cords out of the wall? And lo, an angel of the Lord came upon them, she a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch [shows the picture], [slowing, takes away the set] Wake his mother and ring the bell. You'll know our people always win. Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? And hear (Can't you hear) O night, di-vine! A lonely Jew The Virgin Mary and- But for just one day all is well. The official script for "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo" was released by South Park Studios. Who wouldn't go? But now I'm kinda glad that I fell, Here's a rack to hang the stockings on [...the type of rack with a man stretched out on it], We still have to shop for Genghis Khan [seen], There's Princess Diana holding burning mistletoe No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus; They have different religious beliefs We wish you a Merry Christmas I have a little dreidel; I made it out of clay. And instead of eating ham I have to eat kosher latke But I'm Hebrew He kept seeing this little brown piece of Christmas poo everywhere that he went. In front of him...], Christmastime... [one demon flies up and left], It's Christmastime... [one flies up and right], It's Christ-mas-time in Hell!!!! 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